Rose Byrne
Nude

Two Hands (1999) was the hit crime comedy that made Rose Byrne a star in her native Australia, but it’s the two mammary mounds attached to her slim Aussie body that have made the brunette beauty a star around the world. The title also describes what was necessary to handle all the boners inspired by this vibrant actress, although to our dismay she tends to keep her clothes on, onscreen. After making her film debut in Dallas Doll (1994) as a teenager, the doll faced dandy appeared in some Aussie TV and movies, including her role as a blind woman in The Goddess of 1967 (2000). We get to see Rose’s pantie petals as she notes how hard a man is getting while feeling him in bed, then get a view of her tiny tatas as she straddles on top of him and rides his rocket ship. Rose made her way to worldwide blockbusters by playing Dormee, a handmaiden of Natalie Portman in Star Wars Episode II- Attack of the Clones (2002). She appeared only briefly, later claiming she only got the role because they were filming in Sydney. But she was much more visible in Troy (2004) as Briseis, a war prize given to Brad Pitt‘s Achilles. He lies her down on her back and prescribes some sexual heeling, but we never see more than bare thigh. After appearances in Sunshine (2007) and 28 Weeks Later (2007), as well as starring on FX’s legal drama Damages, Rose showed her comic side in Get Him to the Greek (2010) as the bikini wearing, butt stuff loving pop star Jackie Q and in Bridesmaids (2011) as the nearly perfect but oh so hate-able Helen. We got a shot of her in a black bra and panties in X Men: First Class (2011), watched her get lezzy with college girls at a party in Neighbors (2014), and saw her in a black one piece bathing suit in Adult Beginners (2014). Unfortunately, we are beginning to wonder if she’ll ever do more adult fare, because she only provided a look at her in a baby blue bra in Juliet, Naked (2018) and a lightning quick flash of cleavage in Like A Boss (2020). Recently, she’s been playing Gloria Steinem in Mrs. America but what America really needs is more nudity from the burning hot body of Rose Byrne. Roses are red, but our balls are blue. Show us more skin. We’re begging you!